Political joke fans may want to look at other collections of political jokes on this translation blog as well:
- COVID Joke Collections
- Cultural Revolution Jokebook
- Fiction Award Prize Joke Reflects Local ‘Little Big Brother’ Corruption
- Various Wiki Languages: China’s Final Warning
- 2005: Sichuan Pig Flu Epidemic Humor
- 2003: Instant Messaging at the Time of SARS — Sarcasm and the Leadership
You may enjoy also the article “How Chinese Citizens Use Puns to Pet Past Censors” by Meaghan Tobin and Katherine Lee.
From Pseudogeek Library
Political jokes in the People’s Republic of China, derived from Soviet political jokes. (No hint of Russian father)
- 1 General Secretaries
- 1.1 Mao Zedong
- 1.2 Jiang Zemin
- 1.3 Hu Jintao
- 1.4 Xi Jinping
- 1.4.1 Related sensitive words
- 2 Chinese characteristics
- 2.1 Leadership
- 2.2 Sensitive words
- 2.3 Freedom of speech
- 2.4 Fairness and Justice
- 3 Socialism
- 3.1 Chinese Communist Party
- 3.2 Political Movements
- 4 Strong Country Quotes
- 5 Extended Reading
- 6 External Links
We should give Mao Zedong to the enemy!
If he had died in ’45, China would have had 6 million less war deaths; if he had died in ’58, 30 million less starvation deaths; if he had died in ’66, 20 million less fighting deaths; and it wasn’t until ’76 that we finally had food to eat. The only thing he did right was, die.
People: Why did you arrest Liu Xiaobo?
State Security: Because we suspected him of subverting state power.
People: Then why did you hang up that big picture of Mao Zedong at Tiananmen to commemorate him?
State Security: Because he really subverted state power.
Before his death, Chairman Mao called Deng Xiaoping to his bedside and said, “Pingping, there is one thing I can’t rest assured about, I’m worried that some comrades in the Party won’t want to follow you.”
Xiaoping replied, “Don’t worry, Brother Dong, I’ll let them go along with you to the netherworld if they don’t want to follow me!”
Hu Jintao went to see Mao Zedong, pulled open the crystal coffin and said: Brother Mao, in the sky missile constantly fly, in south freezing rain brings floods, the Dalai Lama is stirring up all kinds of trouble in Qinghai and in the Tibet Autonomous Region, Taiwan wants to go it alone, the stock market is in chaos, prices continue to rise, milk powder has destroyed babies’ lives, local government is brutal. What should I do?
Mao said: You come in, I’ll go out and scare the bastards to death.
As soon as Lin Biao fell, the whole country began to “criticize Lin Biao and criticize Confucius”, and local farmers in Shandong also took to the podium to angrily denounce Lin Biao’s crimes. An old farmer spoke: “Lin Biao, Lin Biao, you are wearing the cloak of Marxism-Leninism! Do you know that only the great leader Chairman Mao can wear the coat of Marxism-Leninism, how dare you wear it?”
The infinite power of Mao Zedong Thought can even overcome incurable diseases! –Baichi Film Studio 1969 documentary “The Triumphant Triumph of Chairman Mao’s Proletarian Sanitary Line
Twentieth Century Massacre Contest: 3rd place – Hitler, 2nd place – Stalin, 1st place – Mao Zedong!
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When Jiang Zemin visited Spain in 1996 and reviewed the Praetorian Guard with King Carlos of Spain, he suddenly took out a comb and combed his hair in front of the King. At the welcome state banquet, Jiang Zemin again combed his hair in front of the camera lens. Spain’s number one newspaper, Diario Nacional, published a front-page picture: “King Carlos watches Jiang Zemin combing his hair”.
In 1999, Jiang Zemin visited England before going to France. He said: The air here is very good, there is natural gas (natural gas, slang for fart) everywhere. –The network segment does not believe in rumors, not rumors. Please indicate the content of the unverifiable and compelling truth. If it is marked as an “Internet segment”, cherish your life.
When he was the mayor of Shanghai, he once accompanied a foreign guest to a park and pointed his finger at the young people in the park who were in love and said, in English, “They are making love.
When Jiang Zemin was the president of the country, he went out for personal reasons one day and thought the driver was driving too slow, so he urged him to drive faster several times. But because of the traffic congestion, he still could not be satisfied. Finally, Jiang Zemin grabbed the steering wheel, pushed the driver to the back and drove up himself. He rampaged all the way, causing chaos.
Someone called the traffic director about the situation. The director was furious and questioned the traffic police in the lot.
Director: “Did you see the perpetrator?”
Police officer: “Yes, I saw him.”
Director: “Why didn’t you arrest him?”
Policeman: “I dare not?”
Policeman: “He’s a big official.”
Director: “How big?”
Policeman: “I don’t know, anyway Jiang Zemin is his driver.” — web segment
It is said that Hu Jintao visited the countryside, he wanted to know the loyalty of the people to the party, so he asked a farmer: “If you have two acres of land, are you willing to dedicate one of them to the great party?”
The farmer replied, “Oh, yes, I would.”
Then Hu asked, “If you have two houses, will you give one of them to the Party?”
The farmer replied, “Yes, I would.”
Hu asked again, “If you have two cars, will you give one of them to the Party?”
The farmer replied, “I am willing.”
Hu also asked, “If you had two cows, would you give one of them to the Party?”
The farmer replied, “No, I can’t.”
Hu wondered, “If you are willing to give an acre of land, a house, and a car, why won’t you give one cow?”
The farmer said, “Because I really have two cows!”
Get more dairy products, please burst open → Xi banned comments
When the phone rang at Xi Jinping’s residence, Peng Liyuan picked up the receiver and a woman’s voice came through.
Wife: “Who is this?”
Woman: “I’m his classmate from Tsinghua University.”
Wife: “You are definitely not his classmate from Tsinghua University, and when did President Xi ever go to Tsinghua University.”
At the Politburo meeting, Xi Jinping said enthusiastically, “Comrades say my book Xi Jinping on Governance is well written, get me the whole set and I’ll read it someday.”
Q: What will happen when the crocodile eats Xi Jinping?
A: The crocodile will shit a twenty-meter-long list of books. –from Pinnacle Onion
All the villagers of a village in the south were besieged by a flood for several days, and no one came to the rescue even after making many phone calls. One villager desperately sent a message on Weibo: “Xi Jinping I * your mother f**!” In less than half an hour he was “rescued” by the police.
A bun will always reveal its hidden parts in the end. –from Twitter
Xi down, Han up [ 韓國瑜 Han Kuo-yu former KMT mayor of Taipei] , China gets rich! — From Twitter
The cool breeze is illiterate so why does it have to keep aimlessly flipping through pages of books? — from Twitter. [Translator’s note: In the text 庆丰不识字，何必乱翻书 apparently a misquote of 清風[qingfeng] 不識字，何必亂翻書 which translates as “The cool breze is illiterate so why does it have to keep aimlessly flipping through pages of books?” This sentence got Qing Dynasty poet Xu Juan 徐駿 in trouble because the same qing chracter is used for ‘cool’ modifying breeze as in Qing Dynasty. Some officials thought this was a hidden criticism of the Qing government. Xu Juan was executed for this and another phrase in a poem that could be interpreted as hinting that the previous dynasty (the Ming) was better. This Google Translate machine translation of the Wikipedia article on Xu Juan can give you some idea about his case. Brutal censorship in China didn’t start with the communists. More discusion on the Chinese website Juduo, if you are sino-illiterate you can also read this GT translation if you like.]
Those who can stab the oligarch’s faults in the face will be punished by death. Anyone who can write a letter to blacken the name of the widow shall be sentenced to imprisonment for a term not exceeding ten years. Anyone who can slander and ridicule the court and hear the ears of the emperor shall be sentenced to less than fifteen days of administrative detention. –from Twitter
The one who is the sole color. — The picture of Xi Jinping on the front page of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs on April 4, 2020, the National Day of Mourning, is in color.
On March 31, 2020, Beijing announced a 14-day home or centralized observation for all members returning to Beijing from other provinces and cities, without exception and without discrimination.
Hot comment: The President just came to Zhejiang, should he return to Beijing for 14 days of home isolation? Equal treatment? Don’t say too much. The comment was later deleted.
Politically Sensitive Words
“For example, the State Information Office once sent 350,000 sensitive words and asked for a new inventory, all 350,000 of which were about Xi Jinping.” — Former Sina Weibo content reviewer Liu Lipeng in an interview with the Voice of America
Zhihu’s question “How to clean the thin-necked bottle” was deleted, and the word “thin-necked bottle” was blocked by Baidu. [apparently could be read as “Learn from the thin-necked bottle” 细颈瓶 a homonym for Xi Jinping
Zhihu’s “Learn Osei question” became a sensitive word and was blocked.
A website recipe: “… After the pan *** bottom pan, put a piece of toast …” . Sensitive words: wash flat 洗净平 [homonym for Xi Jinping]
It is said that in the last will and testament left by Bin Laden, he also said that China is the only country in the world that cannot be messed with, because there were 8 elite terrorists who had been trained for 10 years to attack China, but they all came back without success.
- The first terrorist, who bombed the Beijing overpass, spun out on the bridge.
- The second, when bombing a bus in Shanghai, failed to squeeze on board.
- The third, when bombing a supermarket in Shaanxi, the controller of the bomb was stolen.
- The fourth, when preparing to bomb a building in Chongqing, was beaten up by security guards who said, “I dare you to make trouble! I dare you to complain!” .
- The fifth, in Shanxi successfully bombed the mine, the entire casualties more than 100, happy to sneak back to the base, but waited six months without any news, and finally was executed by the base for “cheating the organization.
- The sixth, intended to cause an explosion in Guangzhou, but only just off the train, the bag was snatched by flying car thieves, frozen half a day and can not come back to mind.
- The seventh, bombing Tieling in Liaoning, just went to the crooks to lame.
- The eighth went to Henan, but ended up bumping into human traffickers, and has not been heard from since.
Finally bin Laden could not stand it, decided to raise terrorists in China from childhood, but what he did not expect was that soon after they were born, they were poisoned by poison milk powder from Sanlu!
Bin Laden concluded, “Don’t mess with China, ever!”
You are full of negative energy and need me to inject positive energy into you. — Song Shanmu
Mainlanders: remember when Taiwan’s bananas were stagnant, the mainland actively purchasing them and letting Hainan bananas rot in the ground? The mainland is so good to you, do you want to unify?
Taiwan people: of course not, the mainland is so bad to their own people, unification, one day our bananas will also rot in the ground ……
I’ll lead the way when the American army comes, I’ll enlist when the national army comes, and I’ll take poison when the communist army comes. — Poster
Because now our country with Africa funds scholarships for Africans at a low level, if a year costs a person only about 100,000 yuan, right, he gets only 100,000 yuan. — Hu Biliang, director of the Institute of Emerging Markets and Director of the Institute of Development Studies at Beijing Normal University
2020-1997=50 – Criticism of Hong Kong’s national security law violates one country, two systems
Reporter: Hello comrade, we are from CCTV.
Citizen: Oh, I know. I’m very happy, I’m very happy! — CCTV reporter street interview
Q: Friend, do you often go on Weibo?
A: Of course, how else would I know that we are leading a happy life?
Looking at her tanned child, her mother smiled heartily. The state also subsidizes 300,000 yuan a year for college entrance exams. If you can’t have a red generation [a second generation of communists], it’s a good choice to have a black generation [can be read as a second generation of gangsters].
The Indian poll shows that 72% of the people believe that India’s military power can beat China.
A: The remaining 28% are Indian traitors, Chinese slaves, surrenderists, publicists, public intellectuals, paid-off running dogs, brown-skinned, yellow-hearted cornucopians. –Knowledge Q&A
Heavenly spirits and earthly spirits, inviting the ancestors to reveal their spirits.
- One invites Global Times’ Hu Xijin,
- two invites Political Commissar Jin Canrong.
- Three invites the national teacher Hu Angang,
- four invites the swordsman Chen Ping.
- Five invites Fudan Univerity’s Zhang Weiwei,
- six invites Peking University’s Kong Qingdong.
- Seven invites the wondrous Sima Nan,
- eight invites Bureau seat Zhang Zhaozhong.
- Nine invites Zhou Xiaoping with fish, and
- ten invites Jin Yinan with brilliance.
Lead 100,000 soldiers in iron armor and level the base camp of the American Empire!
North Korean political jokes
A professor at Kim Il Sung University asked his students how many kinds of political and economic systems there are in the world now. The student replied, “There are three, one is capitalist, one is our socialist one in North Korea, and one is China’s mixed capitalist and socialist one”. The professor then asked, “So which of these three systems is the most superior?” The student said, “That’s not a good question.” The professor angrily reprimanded, “How is it not easy to answer? There is no doubt that our socialist system in North Korea is the most superior, and it will definitely conquer Asia and the world in the future.” Next, the student had to answer stiffly, “Although our system is indeed the most superior, I am just a little worried that if all the other systems are replaced by us, who will provide food relief for us in the future?”
Excuse me: can you tell us why leaders like to have meetings when they have nothing to do?
Because any group of incompetent people can only give the impression that they are accomplishing something when they hold a meeting.. –Shake Video
Luo Tao, former director of Wuhan Municipal Bureau of Local Taxation, was investigated, and a large safe at home could never be opened. A knowledgeable prosecutor said: this is a voice-activated lock, the password is over eight words long. So the case officer took turns guessing to try: “people do not for already, heaven and earth”, “sesame open, sesame open”, “heaven bless, promotion and wealth,” “eight immortals across the sea, each show their magic”, “people die for money, birds die for food” … All to no avail!
There is no choice but to escort Director Luo to the scene. He cleared his throat and read aloud in thick Xunxian: “Clean and honest, ruling for the people!” The safe door should be opened, full of gold and silver jewelry and stunning the crowd. –Network segment
County Party Secretary Liu Cai and female cadres naked in bed OOXX photos show up on the Internet. The local government announced the results of the investigation online: said the county party secretary and female cadres in bed is to talk about work, although each time the female cadres are naked, is the female cadres themselves indiscretion, deliberately take the opportunity to talk about work naked seduce the county party secretary, the county party secretary did not have sex with female cadres, so the county party secretary in bed with female cadres to talk about work, although not the Commission, but does not belong to the violation of discipline.
A blogger can not send microblogging “a box of puppies, a total of five, ……” The screenshot was taken for help, and the comments prompted the sensitive word “dog”.
Article 35 of the Constitution of the People’s Republic of China: Citizens of the People’s Republic of China have the freedom of speech, of publication, of assembly, of association, of procession and of demonstration.
According to the relevant laws, regulations and policies, the following Baidu bars were banned: Speech Bar, Assembly Bar, Procession Bar, Demonstration Bar, Freedom Bar, China Bar, Chinese Bar, People’s Bar, Republic Bar, Republic Bar, People’s Republic of China Bar, Constitution Bar, Constitution of the People’s Republic of China Bar, Freedom of Expression Bar, Procession and Demonstration Bar, Procession and Assembly Bar, and Association Bar was restricted from access.
A website literary editor received a complaint: “Why is Gu Cheng’s poem not allowed to be commented upon?”
The editor said, “Yes, is there a sensitive word that is blocked?”
The other party immediately got anxious: “I just wrote one sentence: the dark night will always pass, the light is eternal. Which word is sensitive? Darkness, light, or eternity?”
The editor replied calmly, “Nightclub.”
Freedom of speech
Hua Chunying: “Feel free to come to China anytime and talk to anyone on the street and enjoy your freedom.” Brendan Carr: I’d like to chat with the following people, Xie Linka, Dr.Ai Fen, Chen Qiushi and Fang Bin, Li Zehua/Kcriss Li, Xu Zhiyong, Ren Zhiqiang and Xu Zhangrun.
How to tell whether Beijing is hot or not? Look at the Xinhua News Agency’s circulars. — Weibo netizens’ hot comments
The Heavenly Kingdom’s edition of “The Whistleblower” was deleted from the whole network.
A few days ago, a group of old classmates gathered. One classmate was a small leader in an Internet monitoring agency. I asked them what the unit does. He said he was in charge of finding people who were causing trouble online and discontent with the government.
Another student said to him, “You mean there are still people who are happy with the government?” He said, “Yes, there are, but that part is not under our control, that is under the jurisdiction of the Committee for Discipline Inspection.”
A Chinese resident was administratively detained, and when he ran to complain and ask why, the authorities told him, “Because you have slandered the Chinese government.”
“How did I slander it?”
“We have the records: you have claimed on the phone several times that the government wiretapped your calls.”
— If someone traveled back a month or so, could they have stopped this COVID outbreak?
— He would be the 9th disinformation monger. –March 2020 Weibo segment
If you wear a condom, it doesn’t count as rape. — Zhong Xiancong, an instructor at the police station in A-shi Township, Bijie City, Guizhou Province.
“Your act of typing is an act of subversion of state power.” A prosecutor’s office staff replied to Wang Quanzhang’s questioning.
— Then why is the Chinese government so afraid of dissenting opinions?
–We are not afraid of any dissenting opinions.
–Then why are there political prisoners in China?
–There are no political prisoners in China, no one is imprisoned for political disagreement, and those who are imprisoned and serve time are imprisoned for violating Chinese law.
— A Chinese ambassador answers questions in a broadcast interview.
On June 23, 2010, in front of the Hubei Provincial Party Committee compound, Chen Yulian, 58, the wife of the deputy director of the Hubei Provincial Political and Legal Committee’s Comprehensive Governance Office, was mistaken for a petitioner and beaten by police for 16 minutes. -Yangcheng Evening News
Q: What is the superiority of our socialist system?
A: It has succeeded in overcoming difficulties that would not have occurred under other social systems.
Junior Communists: — “The people’s wisdom is not mature enough for democracy.” — “You mean to be aware of this situation?”
— “No, I mean to improve the situation!”
Intermediate Communists: — “The people’s wisdom is not yet mature enough for democracy.” — “You mean to improve the situation?”
— “No, I mean to keep it that way!”
Senior Communists: — “The people’s wisdom is not yet mature enough for democracy.” — “You mean to keep it that way?”
— “No, I mean to make it even more so!”
The Chinese spy boasted to the American spy, “We know the locations of all the nuclear missile silos in your country.”
The American spy said, “So what, we know the names of your country’s presidents for the next 20 years.”
Are you going to speak for the Party, or are you going to speak out for the people? — Lu Jun, deputy director of Zhengzhou City Planning Bureau
The Five Principles of Socialism; don’t think, if you think, don’t say it, if you say it, don’t write it down, if you write it down, don’t sign it, and if you sign it, don’t be surprised by what happen.
Socialism is good, socialism is good! The people of a socialist country have high status. — Lyrics of the song “Socialism is good” [via Google Translate]
Communist Party of China
Top Eunuch power behind the throne Li Lianying asked Empress Dowager Ci Xi: My dear Old Buddha, why do we still want to be pro-Russian when Russia invaded our territory and killed our Chinese people? Why do we still want to be anti-American when the United States helped China build schools, repeatedly helped save China from the death of Russia, and spread advanced ideas to China?
Ci Xi replied: Russia was anti-China but it was not against the imperial court, the United States is pro-China but it is against the imperial court. Li Lianying: She really does understand! The old Buddha is wise, long live the old Buddha ~ those who do not love the old Buddha are traitors!
Even though a time comes when you have no more to report about your parent’s ideological position, there is no end to reporting on how wondrous is the kindness of the Chinese Communist Party!
The most essential feature of socialism with Chinese characteristics is the leadership of the Communist Party of China, the greatest advantage of the socialist system with Chinese characteristics is the leadership of the Communist Party of China. –Socialism with Chinese characteristics theory
Sun Jingxuan: “Fuck! This one is also a rightist, that one is also a rightist, whoever has the guts to make me a rightist just try!
Someone reported this to higher authority, and he was made out to be a rightist because of that.
Quotations from a Powerful Country
China’s human rights are at least five times better than those of the United States. — Sha Zukang
China is the world’s largest democracy. –Queiyang Magazine, November 2017
“China’s socialist democracy is the broadest, truest and most effective kind of democracy, the kind that safeguards the fundamental interests of the people.” — General Secretary Xi Jinping distinctly stated in the report of the 19th Party Congress.
We have so many people, we have such a big country, one that is so rich in resources. You have heard that we have engaged in socialism, which is said to be superior, and as a result, if we can’t surpass the United States after 50 or 60 years. What do you look like? Then you should be expelled from the planet! — Mao Zedong’s speech at the preparatory meeting of the First Session of the Eighth National Congress of the Communist Party of China, August 30, 1956
[Fuller Mao quote:
What is our objective in uniting with all the forces that can be united, inside and outside the Party and at home and abroad? It is to build a great socialist country. A country like ours may and ought to be described as “great”. Our Party is a great Party, our people a great people, our revolution a great revolution, and our construction is great, too. Only one country on this globe has a population of 600 million, and that is China. In the past there were reasons for others to look down upon us. For we had little to contribute, steel output registered only several hundred thousand tons a year, and even that was in the hands of the Japanese. Under the despotic rule of Chiang Kai-shek’s Kuomintang, which lasted twenty-two years, steel output was only some tens of thousands of tons a year. We still don’t have much steel, but a promising start has been made. Output this year will be over four million tons, it will hit the five million mark next year, will exceed ten million tons after the Second Five-Year Plan and is likely to top twenty million after the Third. We must work hard to reach this target. There are about a hundred countries in the world, but only a few produce over twenty million tons of steel a year. Therefore, once built up, China will be a great socialist country and will radically transform the situation in which for over a century it was backward, despised and wretched. Moreover, it will be able to catch up with the most powerful capitalist country in the world, the United States. The United States has a population of only 170 million, and as we have a population several times larger, are similarly rich in resources and are favoured with more or less the same kind of climate, it is possible for us to catch up with the United States. Oughtn’t we catch up? Definitely yes. What are your 600 million people doing? Dozing? Which is right, dozing or working? If working is the answer, why can’t you with your 600 million people produce 200 or 300 million tons of steel when they with their population of 170 million can produce 100 million tons? If you fail to catch up, you cannot justify yourselves and you will not be so glorious or great. The United States has a history of only one hundred and eighty years, and sixty years ago it too produced four million tons of steel, so we are sixty years behind. Given fifty or sixty years, we certainly ought to overtake the United States. This is an obligation. You have such a big population, such a vast territory and such rich resources, and what is more, you are said to be building socialism, which is supposed to be superior; if after working at it for fifty or sixty years you are still unable to overtake the United States, what a sorry figure you will cut! You should be read off the face of the earth. Therefore, to overtake the United States is not only possible, but absolutely necessary and obligatory. If we don’t, the Chinese nation will be letting the nations of the world down and we will not be making much of a contribution to mankind.Mao Zedong’s speech at the preparatory meeting of the First Session of the Eighth National Congress of the Communist Party of China “STRENGTHEN PARTY UNITY AND CARRY FORWARD PARTY TRADITIONS”, August 30, 1956 translation from marxists.org
End extended quote.]
Like a thief, exhausted; the U.S. came up with the most shameless move: blocking and banning!
So now the shooting in the United States, from college to high school to elementary school, you still read what ah? China also a bunch of tycoons still send their children to the United States to study, you are not daredevils careless of death ah? — Chen Ping
Daredevils careless of death: Chen Ping, Xi Jinping (Peng Liyuan), Jiang Zemin …..
- Politburo New Year’s Quiz 2007
- Yao Jianfu’s Collection of Political Jokes [English translations follow Chinese text at this link]
- The Herald of History – A Solemn Commitment Half a Century Ago [A review summary via Google Translate machine translation]
- Twitter: an inventory of events in China’s written prison [here recommending the Chinese language Twitter feed @SpeechFreedomCN
- 1999年江泽民去法国之前先到英国访问。他说：这里空气很好，到处都是natural gas（天然气，俚语中是放屁的意思）。——网络段子不信谣，不传谣。无法查证的迫真内容请注明。如标注为“网络段子”，珍爱生命。
- 在任上海市长期间，有一次陪同外宾去公园游览，用手指着公园里谈恋爱的年轻人说：他们在make love。——网络段子
- 看着自己黑黝黝的孩子，妈妈会心地笑了。上大学不用考 ，国家一年还补助30万。生不了红二代，生个黑二代也是个不错的选择。
- –那中国政府为何如此害怕不同意见？–我们不害怕任何不同意见。–那为什么中国会有政治犯？–中国没有政治犯，没有人是因为不同政见入狱，入狱服刑者都是因为违反了中国法律。 ——中国某大使回答主持人提问
- 李莲英问慈禧：老佛爷，为什么俄罗斯侵占我国领土杀我们中国人，我们还是要亲俄？为什么美国帮中国建立学校，屡次帮助中国免于亡俄，给中国传播先进思想，我们却依然要反美？？慈禧回答：俄反华但不反朝庭，美亲华但是反朝庭。 李莲英大悟：老佛爷英明，老佛爷万岁~凡是不爱老佛爷的都是汉奸！